Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.



You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive !" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it?


Cos he's a ****.

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

Why does Noddy wear a hat with a bell on it?


Cos he's a ****.

Similar to one of my favourite jokes.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear checked trousers?

Cos he's a ****.

 

[mrcunny]

Paul McCartney's going to have an heart attack when he finds out that his new wife spends twice as much on shoes as his ex did.

 

[LongsightM13]

Why did Kevin Webster shave his tache off?

Because he likes his lips with no hair around them.

 

[jimharri]

Why did Kevin Webster shave his tache off?

Because he likes his lips with no hair around them.

How the fuck do you get spilt coffee off a keyboard?


:-)

 

[southstand117]

I bought an iPad, Steve jobs dies..
I bought a blackberry, BBM dies..
I've just been and bought Gary Neville's autobiography..

Fingers crossed

 

[mrcunny]

<a class="postlink" href="http://youtu.be/BL8gl_6zhI8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://youtu.be/BL8gl_6zhI8</a>

 

[jimharri]

Just a thought. If iPhones start to fail, will we be treated to the headline;
''Apple and Blackberry Crumble''?

 

[Ding Dong]

Sad news about the death of Apple founder Steve Jobs.

Have they tried switching him off and back on again.