Italian Manc
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Someone set fire to my shoes the other day... It was sole destroying...
Got my coat...
Got my coat...
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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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TCIB
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Italian Manc said:Someone set fire to my shoes the other day... It was sole destroying...
Got my coat...
Fuck sake, i can't deny it, i did lol.
beano46
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Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing kitchen untensils from Tesco's he told Police it was worth the Whisk
Ricster
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Strangeways said:What do we want?
An end to Tourettes.
When do we want it?
****.
It made me laugh.
Similar one i heard.
What do we want?
Bigger placards.
When do we want them?
No<br /><br />-- Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:38 am --<br /><br />
johnmc said:anymore than 2sheiks said:A bloke takes a bird back to his place, throws her down on the bed and just as he's about to go down on her, he pulls away saying " fucking hell love, that stinks down there". She says " I know, I'm sorry about that but it's not my fault. I've got arthritis". He says " What?, in your minge?" She says "No. It's in my shoulder, I can't wipe me arse".
You can't joke about arthritis on here
I agree, Arthur is a top poster
NSBFL
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What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife?
The prostitute says: "are you done yet?"
The girlfriend says: "are you done already?"
The wife says: "beige... beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
The prostitute says: "are you done yet?"
The girlfriend says: "are you done already?"
The wife says: "beige... beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
MCFCTrick
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What does Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?
Ashton Kutcher filled both their old slots...... : )
Ashton Kutcher filled both their old slots...... : )
NSBFL
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corky1970 said:NSBFL said:What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife?
The prostitute says: "are you done yet?"
The girlfriend says: "are you done already?"
The wife says: "beige... beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
Yeh , that didnt quite work .
1/10
I swear it was a lot funnier when I heard it pissed. Oh well... :(
Bloke goes up to a prostitute "How much love"
"£50" she replies.
"I must warn you" he says, I'm really kinky!"
"OK" she says "£65 but no rough stuff"
They check into a motel, she undresses, gets on the bed & starts writhing about.
He drops his kecks & squats down at the end of the bed, rests his chin on his hands & watches her.
She's a bit bemused but continues to wriggle about, but he just sits there, watching.
After about 5 minutes he stands up, pulls his trousers up & gives her the £65.
"Oi" she says. "I thought you said you were really kinky!"
"I am" he says "I've just shat in your handbag"
"£50" she replies.
"I must warn you" he says, I'm really kinky!"
"OK" she says "£65 but no rough stuff"
They check into a motel, she undresses, gets on the bed & starts writhing about.
He drops his kecks & squats down at the end of the bed, rests his chin on his hands & watches her.
She's a bit bemused but continues to wriggle about, but he just sits there, watching.
After about 5 minutes he stands up, pulls his trousers up & gives her the £65.
"Oi" she says. "I thought you said you were really kinky!"
"I am" he says "I've just shat in your handbag"
Salford_Blue
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Me and the wife bought a water bed, but had to get rid of it, as it was ruining our relationship.
We were just slowly drifting apart.
We were just slowly drifting apart.