Joke thread

[RayCTID]

Went for a walk the other day and I turned to my mate can you see the forest over there in the distance; he answered back no the trees are in the way.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Your fingers must fucking hurt having typed all that out!

Surely, being a mortally offended RA sufferer, @KS55 would have had his carer type it for him.

Anyway, in my time, the term 'RA' was not one to be bandied about lightly.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Better out than in, my old grandad used to say.

Great bloke, terrible Tennis coach.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[ChicagoBlue]

As a sufferer from RA, I am mortally offended. Lucky for you that we are not in Scotland where their super dooper new hate law would see you spending a year in jail for this.
Nevertheless I shall be suing BM just as soon as I have recovered my composure. My therapist reckons I will be fine in about a year so his fees will add a fair whack to the damages.
Meanwhile I am exploring the possibility of suing on behalf of Rheumatologists everywhere who will be insulted by this outrage.

Sorry, I’m almost out of candles and I’m saving them for the NO QUAD Celebrations and Klopp’s Farewell Parade.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

A man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall...

Art

A man with no arms and legs lying on the floor...

Matt

A man with no arms and legs in a pool…

Bob

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Or maybe got a lift?

In a Jaguar ??

 

[KS55]

Surely, being a mortally offended RA sufferer, @KS55 would have had his carer type it for him.

Anyway, in my time, the term 'RA' was not one to be bandied about lightly.

I used my dick which doesn’t have any joints and, therefore, works perfectly.
A sore bell end is entirely a different matter.

 

[Lavinda Past]

A man with no arms and legs in a pool…

Bob

Helpful mate who lives round the corner.

Andy

Bloke living in a rabbit hole

Warren

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Helpful mate who lives round the corner.

Andy

Bloke living in a rabbit hole

Warren

Norwegian Bullfighter

Olé


Fitness fanatic

Jim


Habitual thief

Nick


Oil Rig Worker

Derek


Catholic Altar Boy

Neil


Manc who only drinks Coffee

Bruno


Dock worker

Steve

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Deleted member 13905]

not sure how a j thread is still active to be honest.
shocking modding

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

A bloke was walking along the beach when he spotted a fisherman.He walked over and during the usual pleasantries he spotted a really large pen amongst his fishing gear.‘Where did you get that pen it’s a beauty?’The fisherman looked at him and said‘See that old bottle with a cork?’‘I found it on the beach, once I pulled the cork a genie came out and granted me one wish’The bloke was quick to ask ‘Can I have a go?’As soon as he made his wish to the genie a loud quacking sound could be heard in the sky as it became darker.As the ducks started landing the bloke exclaimed ‘ I asked for a million bucks’The fisherman said ‘yeah the genie is hard of hearing, do you think I asked for a 12” BIC!

 

[Bill Walker]