Just putting it out there that There’s a fairway to go on that joke, it’s still rough round the edges, but if we all club together we can hole it out into something fore good.
Joke thread
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The problem with my golf game is that I'm always stood far too close to the ball after I've hit it!
You need to take a few inches off your club grips, won’t make you a better player but they’ll fit in your dustbin.
I was playing golf with my mate last week, we were in the 9th hole which runs alongside a main road. As my mate was just about to putt a Funeral Cortège appeared, he pulled back from his putt, removed his cap and saluted the coffin. I said “that was very respectful” he said “well we were married for over 40 years”.
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What's the difference between a £12 steak and a £25 steak?
February 14th.
February 14th.
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Bloke just rang me and said “Im the dandy highway man who you’re too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention.”
I tried to tell him he had the wrong number but he was adamant.
I tried to tell him he had the wrong number but he was adamant.
manclad
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Nice one Stuart!!!
Is that you Mr Blackburn?