Bill Walker
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My partner says she’s leaving me as she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
Just what planet is she on?
Just what planet is she on?
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sir baconface
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Bill Walker
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A bloke has just offered me a job, £600 a week working for the Brittle Bone Society.
I snapped his hand off.
I snapped his hand off.
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Just bought a special edition Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi.
It comes with Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men.
It comes with Aldi kings horses and Aldi kings men.
Uwe Already
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Two old ladies, Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren.
Dolly said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never hear from them... never receive a thank you message."
Ruby replies, "I too send my grandchildren a very generous cheque. I always hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit."
"Wow… how come?” remarked Dolly.
"I don't sign the cheque!”
Dolly said, "Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never hear from them... never receive a thank you message."
Ruby replies, "I too send my grandchildren a very generous cheque. I always hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit."
"Wow… how come?” remarked Dolly.
"I don't sign the cheque!”
Uwe Already
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My wife thanked me for introducing her to minimalism, I replied, “its the least I could do”
Uwe Already
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My wife left me due to my obsession with cricket - it really knocked me for six…
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Good job it didn’t bowl you over…