Joke thread

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[Magicpole]

I’ve got a great one but it’s long and I can’t be arsed writing it out. You would have loved it. I’m laughing now.

 

[citizen_maine]

I’ve got a great one but it’s long and I can’t be arsed writing it out. You would have loved it. I’m laughing now.

Is it the one about the dog?

 

[Magicpole]

Is it the one about the dog?

No, but I like where you’re going with this.

 

[citizen_maine]

No, but I like where you’re going with this.

Damn. That was a good one too.

 

[Magicpole]

Damn. That was a good one too.

You surgically passed the ball through a defence Stalingrad would have been proud of, I know where you are putting it, arrive perfectly, on time, feign a shot, dummy the keeper, saw all the support get ready, then erupt as I blasted it high into the net. Couldn’t have done it without you.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Is it the one about the dog?

It's OK; he's got his bike outside.