Joke thread

[Dogtanian]

I was sat on the end of the bed, pulling my boxers off and the wife said, "You don't half spoil them dogs!"

 

[crazyg]

I was sat on the end of the bed, pulling my boxers off and the wife said, "You don't half spoil them dogs!"

What you do in your private life, Roy, is up to you.

 

[mrcunny]

What you do in your private life, Roy, is up to you.

Sounds like its not all that private..

 

[bonespost]

 

[mat]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I took my old hard of hearing nan to the doctors the other day for a full medical,
After about 10 minutes she came storming out shouting at the doctor for being a dirty pervert,
I went in to see the doctor & ask what was going on,
it seems he had just told my nan she had acute angina............

 

[Dogtanian]

When I was a kid I used to love building sandcastles with my nan...

Then Mum would make me put her back in the urn!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The World Double Entendre Championships start next week… Thinking of entering the wife!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The World Double Entendre Championships start next week… Thinking of entering the wife!

Why bother, she'll come second.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I hear that there's a nudist convention taking place next week. I might go along if I've got nothing on.