Joke thread

[LWashington]

I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.

I don’t know why.

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[Deleted member 77198]

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Where is it that they call the locals “Cowyheads” because a cow got its head stuck in a fence and the locals chopped the cow’s head off instead of breaking the fence? Sure it’s somewhere in Greater Manchester… somewhere Bolton maybe?

 

[dickie davies]

Where is it that they call the locals “Cowyheads” because a cow got its head stuck in a fence and the locals chopped the cow’s head off instead of breaking the fence? Sure it’s somewhere in Greater Manchester… somewhere Bolton maybe?

Reminds me of when I worked for a confectionery wholesaler
One lad was picking an order and as I saw him, he looked up and told me how hard he was working as on the order was 100 cases of Coca cola
What the daft **** had done was transfer 100 cases from one pallet to another when there were 110 cases to a full pallet

 

[manclad]

Where is it that they call the locals “Cowyheads” because a cow got its head stuck in a fence and the locals chopped the cow’s head off instead of breaking the fence? Sure it’s somewhere in Greater Manchester… somewhere Bolton maybe?

Westhoughton, which to be fair to you is not very far from Bolton.

 

[sir baconface]

Westhoughton, which to be fair to you is not very far from Bolton.

Or Owfen in local dialect.

Norra lorra people know that.

 

[blue44]

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[slick]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

Where is it that they call the locals “Cowyheads” because a cow got its head stuck in a fence and the locals chopped the cow’s head off instead of breaking the fence? Sure it’s somewhere in Greater Manchester… somewhere Bolton maybe?

Chequerbent (Westhoughton)