Joke thread

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[Dogtanian]

My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"

I know he means well.

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[Dogtanian]

Got a DM this morning. It just said, 'GABN'.

I thought, "That's bang out of order!"

 

[balotellishaircut]

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor.

One of the tests was;

Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect PNISE.

Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the rest of us tell jokes on BM.

 

[GornikDaze]

When I was young I wanted to be a Doctor.

One of the tests was;

Rearrange these letters to name a part of the body with which you stand erect PNISE.

Those who wrote SPINE are now Doctors, the rest of us tell jokes on BM.

Yep! Or just read them ;)

 

[balotellishaircut]

What’s the difference between “Iron Man” and Iron Woman ?
One is a super hero whilst the other is a simple instruction.

 

[meltonblue]

I failed my Greek mythology exam last week.

I think my lack of revision was my Achilles elbow.

 

[Keep the Faith]

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