Joke thread

[Grassland Blue]

What is the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits your windscreen?






Its' arsehole

 

[WickyWain]

There was a young man from Liverpool
He was a ****
That is all

 

[horlock_was_super]

There was a young man from Liverpool
He was a ****
That is all

FFS.
It doesn’t rhyme.
It hasn’t got the right amount of lines for a limerick.
It started off poorly.
Tailed off in the middle.
Ended appallingly.
Mind you it is true though.

 

[KS55]

A joker by name of Lavinda
Fell from a very high winda
He said “I was pushed,
When I should have just hushed,
And burnt my jokes to a cinder.”

 

[WickyWain]

FFS.
It doesn’t rhyme.
It hasn’t got the right amount of lines for a limerick.
It started off poorly.
Tailed off in the middle.
Ended appallingly.
Mind you it is true though.

Thank you ;)

 

[SCEtoAUX]

There was an old man from Japan
Who wrote Limericks which never would scan
When the man was asked why
He gave the reply:
"Because I always try to get as many words in the last line as I possibly can"

 

[citizen_maine]

FFS.
It doesn’t rhyme.
It hasn’t got the right amount of lines for a limerick.
It started off poorly.
Tailed off in the middle.
Ended appallingly.
Mind you it is true though.

I don't get it. And it doesn't rhyme

 

[horlock_was_super]

I don't get it. And it doesn't rhyme

Okay.
There once was a tramp who was scouse.
He never paid rent on his house.
His giro would come.
To his dealer would run.
And he was a **** cos he was a dipper.
;)

 

[Lavinda Past]

A joker by name of Lavinda
Fell from a very high winda
He said “I was pushed,
When I should have just hushed,
And burnt my jokes to a cinder.”

 

[Lavinda Past]

Lavinda Past,
Posted jokes quite fast,
& never seemed to go away,
Some were a hit,
But some were quite shit,
Christ knows how many they posted today!.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[BlueFurn]

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Oh fuck!! You’ve found colour

 

[nalari]

Always feel strange going into a French restaurant. They give me the crepes.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

There was a young man from Liverpool
He was a ****
That is all

I think I can improve this wee offering:

There was a **** from Liverpool!
The end!