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Lavinda Past
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I called my local martial arts gym and asked “Can I take two martial arts classes”
He said, “No, you can’t take two, you can taekwondo.”
He said, “No, you can’t take two, you can taekwondo.”
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I received a text from my neighbor falsely accusing me of sleeping with his wife “AND I’VE KNOWN ABOUT LLA TI THE WHOLE TIME!!”
I’m like “Hold on man you’ve got it all backwards.”
I’m like “Hold on man you’ve got it all backwards.”
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I was l at the bar in an International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, and I want to know what sort of fight I'm getting into"
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, and I want to know what sort of fight I'm getting into"
Lavinda Past
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I've decided to identify as half a giant
My pronouns are Fe / Fi
My pronouns are Fe / Fi
Lavinda Past
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I accidentally erased the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
Lavinda Past
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I've just had an injection but I'm not going to tell you what it was.
Was it sodium pentathol?
Yes
Was it sodium pentathol?
Yes
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I was given some really good financial news today.
The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.
The little orphan kid I was sponsoring in Africa has been eaten by a lion.
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My missus is pissed off with me again.
Last night while she was asleep, I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper, leaving the string hanging out.
That woman has no f….ing sense of humour at all.
Last night while she was asleep, I gently removed her tampax and replaced it with a party popper, leaving the string hanging out.
That woman has no f….ing sense of humour at all.
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Bill posts 8 memes in 3 weeks, sex pest clicks into full on moaning mode ;)
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A wayward young cleric from Leicester
Seduced Mrs Hughes just to teicester
He prodded and preceister
Then kissed and carreister
And, as an afterthought, bleicester.
Seduced Mrs Hughes just to teicester
He prodded and preceister
Then kissed and carreister
And, as an afterthought, bleicester.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
So is Manchester.
Violets are blue.
So is Manchester.
