Joke thread

[Mid Wales blue]

Just caught up on the last four pages, probably some of the best jokes posted on here for a long time.

 

[cinnamon]

Are visual jokes allowed in this thread?

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Blue_eyes]

A while ago me and the missus fell out with another couple in a really bad way, which ended in a violent confrontation.

Then last week the missus convinced me that its time to bury the hatchet.

After all, it is the murder weapon!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm worried about this recurring dream that my dictaphone is almost full… Maybe I'm reading too much into it

 

[balotellishaircut]

Family Fortunes answers

Something your car can have two of “ Wheels”

A place where you wouldn’t expect to meet a nun “ A brothel”

Something you borrow from your partner “Shoes”

An orange vegetable “Aubergine “

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car “Mouse”

Something made of wool “Cotton Wool”

An animal with three letters “Lion”

A bad place to fall asleep “Concrete”

A french ferry port “Dover”

 

[El_george]

Are visual jokes allowed in this thread?

I hope so, that reminded me of this (sorry if already posted):

 

[nw42]

 

[nw42]

Ghandi's cat needs a good feed.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Family Fortunes answers

Something your car can have two of “ Wheels”

A place where you wouldn’t expect to meet a nun “ A brothel”

Something you borrow from your partner “Shoes”

An orange vegetable “Aubergine “

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car “Mouse”

Something made of wool “Cotton Wool”

An animal with three letters “Lion”

A bad place to fall asleep “Concrete”

A french ferry port “Dover”

Someone answered the something made of wool question with ‘a sheep’