Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Ghandi's cat needs a good feed.

I've always wondered what Gandis flip flops looked like

 

[Blue Mist]

Just caught up on the last four pages, probably some of the best jokes posted on here for a long time.

Not a very high bar though.

 

[JASR]

Just caught up on the last four pages, probably some of the best jokes posted on here for a long time.

I don’t get it…

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I don’t get it…

I could’ve done better with the punchline!

 

[balotellishaircut]

My new dog Jack was barking in the middle of the night so figured he may need the toilet.

So I let him out into the back garden, but it was so dark back there I couldn’t see jack shit.

 

[JASR]

I could’ve done better with the punchline!

Something about a bike outside, and they’d have been rolling in the aisles

 

[fanatic1]

A long term patient escapes from the Bradford lunatic asylum. Stripping off all his clothes (as you do) he runs along the canal towpath. He observes two local women washing clothes and ,unable to control his impulses, rapes them both and continues on his merry way drooling at the mouth. The local Bradford Observer reports the incident with the headline.

NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS!

 

[balotellishaircut]

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

 

[RadcliffeRick]

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

You should have seen that coming

 

[KS55]

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes

It Taurus apart

I have heard that she was a Virgo. Maybe that was the trouble.