Joke thread

[KS55]

My uncle tasered a bear to death, then fully taxidermied it in under an hour.

Stunning stuff.

Mrs KS was being a bit reluctant, so I tasered her and fucked her quickly. Cunning stunt.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Cunning stunt.

There used to be a band with that name

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Mrs KS was being a bit reluctant, so I tasered her and fucked her quickly. Cunning stunt.

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

I think we've had an AMPle supply of electricity puns...

 

[LWashington]

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

It's clearly not our volt.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Ohm, let me have a think about it.

I've thought about it, guilty as charged.

 

[knuckles]

I think we've had an AMPle supply of electricity puns...

Watt? Surely not

 

[northendenton]

It's clearly not our volt.

You from liverpool then

 

[DrBlueBob]

Watt? Surely not

Faraday for these puns.

 

[KS55]

Hang on a Mho….