Joke thread

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Who said: "What? Now?"

Ethelred the Unready.

Was he the son, Dad or Grandad of Etihad the Unfilled?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Looking at the price menu outside a Jamaican themed restaurant -
Steak & Kidney Pie - £5
Steak & Ale Pie - £6
Beef Pie - £7
I said to the waiter, "They all seem quite expensive.
"Not really sir, they are Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Looking at the price menu outside a Jamaican themed restaurant -
Steak & Kidney Pie - £5
Steak & Ale Pie - £6
Beef Pie - £7
I said to the waiter, "They all seem quite expensive.
"Not really sir, they are Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

Traditional humour, it’s lovely to see.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[cinnamon]

 

[Uwe Already]

It’s been mentioned before but…

Prince Andrew has been tasked with taking responsibility for the queen’s corgi’s - thanks to his experience with grooming!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

It’s been mentioned before but…

Prince Andrew has been tasked with taking responsibility for the queen’s corgi’s - thanks to his experience with grooming!

And he used to service an old boiler

 

[LWashington]

My uncle tasered a bear to death, then fully taxidermied it in under an hour.

Stunning stuff.

 

[KS55]

My uncle tasered a bear to death, then fully taxidermied it in under an hour.

Stunning stuff.

Mrs KS was being a bit reluctant, so I tasered her and fucked her quickly. Cunning stunt.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Cunning stunt.

There used to be a band with that name

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Mrs KS was being a bit reluctant, so I tasered her and fucked her quickly. Cunning stunt.

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

I think we've had an AMPle supply of electricity puns...

 

[LWashington]

I say, some of these jokes about people being tasered are a bit shocking.

It's clearly not our volt.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Ohm, let me have a think about it.

I've thought about it, guilty as charged.

 

[knuckles]

I think we've had an AMPle supply of electricity puns...

Watt? Surely not

 

[northendenton]

It's clearly not our volt.

You from liverpool then

 

[DrBlueBob]

Watt? Surely not

Faraday for these puns.

 

[KS55]

Hang on a Mho….