Joke thread

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

One of my team lives in Barcelona and just yesterday she was telling me about Cagatio, which is a log you hit with a stick to make it shit candy!
View attachment 62937

So basically Pep modified Tiki Caca into Tiki Taka?

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Old but still kind of funny

Toy story deleted scene

Spoiler: +18

 

[blue44]

 

[Indaparkside]

View attachment 62958

Talking about advent calendars just bought a Liverpool one only realised when I got home all the windows are boarded up

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Talking about advent calendars just bought a Liverpool one only realised when I got home all the windows are boarded up

Is it shaped like a skip?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Is it shaped like a skip?

Candle surely?

 

[ray21]

For your friend down the East Lancs Rd.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Talking about advent calendars just bought a Liverpool one only realised when I got home all the windows are boarded up

I’m so poor I just opened the advent calendar door and there was a bailiff in there

 

[blue44]

I’m so poor I just opened the advent calendar door and there was a bailiff in there

We're so poor
we only eat
beans on toast
because we can't afford plates.

 

[Dogtanian]

I misplaced Dwayne Johnson’s cutting tool for the origami workshop.

I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.