Joke thread

A guy goes to the doctors with a very nasty rash, the doctor says it’s really bad ! There is only one drastic cure ! he says you need to invite your best mate round , see him off, chop him up and boil the bits in a pan, then use the greasy boiled down residue on your rash and it will cure it! Come back and see me in two weeks.
Two weeks later he is back and the rash is gone completely and he asked the doctor what it’s called? And the doctor says what? You’ve never heard of Palomine lotion !
 
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It's going to mean a big change for me.

I've been with that doctor for 25 years.
I had a similar thing with a Doctor called Mr Bradshaw who diagnosed me with Metathesiophobia. Every time I tried to contact him, I kept hanging up; Mrs Bradshaw kept answering the phone.
 

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