Joke thread

[SWPISHOME]

I know

Just giving you the heads up because you haven't been told...

The clocks are going forward fella

 

[Uwe Already]

hehe we lose an hours sleep for Mother’s Day - wife’s a bit pissy, “must have been decided by a bloke”

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mosssideblue]

Just giving you the heads up because you haven't been told...

The clocks are going forward fella

Really :)

 

[LWashington]

In our local area, fatal accidents at road juctions have doubled every year for the past five years.
A Police Spokesman said, "To reverse this worrying trend, we'll have to pull out all the stops."

 

[LWashington]

My wife's leaving me. because she says that I pay more attention to the centrefolds in my collection of porn magazines, than I do to her.
I said, "Look, I don't have any issue with you."

 

[Bill Walker]

Just giving you the heads up because you haven't been told...

The clocks are going forward fella

Is this a wind up ?

 

[KS55]

Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defence said:”I didn’t understand the urgency, but the generals told me it was necessary, so the first bombs will drop at 21.00. They will devastate Hooters.”

 

[SWPISHOME]

Is this a wind up ?

No most certainly not, Sarcasm is forbidden on Bluemoon...

The clocks are definitely going forward (digital clocks), You'll have to wind up your old school clock an hour forwards to be on the correct time.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Breaking News: Jigsaw murderer falls to pieces at trial and gets sentenced to 4 years and over.

 

[bladdered]

 

[hallsteve62]

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I particularly like the shitting dog!

 

[northendenton]

I particularly like the shitting dog!

That was the time when dog shit was white.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I particularly like the shitting dog!

Great spot!

 

[LWashington]

Great spot!

Fantastic placement! If it fails to get one of the kids, it also targets the owners of number 34 when they are leaving their house.