Joke thread

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

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He doesn't care.
He should get back to where he once belonged

 

[DrBlueBob]

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I was conned into trying some meat free burger product by my sister on the grounds that it it was "just as good as the real thing". Both she and her other half seemed offended when, having tried it, I pointed out that it was in no way anywhere near as good as the real thing. In fact the only way it was any good would be if you weren't a meat eater and therefore had limited options, in which case it may be an acceptable offering but please don't tell me that it's something that it so patently isn't.

If they'd said something along the lines of "Try this, it's ok; considering" at least I wouldn't have been led up the garden path by a complete misrepresentation.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

What does Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people

 

[blue44]

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I was conned into trying some meat free burger product by my sister on the grounds that it it was "just as good as the real thing". Both she and her other half seemed offended when, having tried it, I pointed out that it was in no way anywhere near as good as the real thing. In fact the only way it was any good would be if you weren't a meat eater and therefore had limited options, in which case it may be an acceptable offering but please don't tell me that it's something that it so patently isn't.

If they'd said something along the lines of "Try this, it's ok; considering" at least I wouldn't have been led up the garden path by a complete misrepresentation.

*** TRIGGERED!!! ***

 

[DrBlueBob]

*** TRIGGERED!!! ***

And then some. Guilty as charged.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[BuryBlue1977]

 

[Travellingman]