Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippie, 3 Mrs Hippie...

 

[Grassland Blue]

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That aged well....

 

[Dogtanian]

The wife just asked me whether I love football or her the most...

I said, "Open your legs and I will show you."

So I nutmegged her!

 

[Nellies left peg]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

This super hero runs him close


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Was his Dad, Jor-Ex?

 

[Dogtanian]

Be extra careful on the roads with Christmas just around the corner…

A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive!

 

[BackofJeanette]

How ships get their name!

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Talking about advent calendars just bought a Liverpool one only realised when I got home all the windows are boarded up

Advent calendars won't be around much longer...their days are numbered.