Joke thread

[snorky]

Well the little snowflake has posted a ludicrous number of anti-Prince Harry jokes. It seems he has spat his dummy out about his Royal masters being exposed. Poor little weakling that he is.

Nope, I still don't get it.

 

[Metal Biker]

As long as they’re funny. Pity most of them aren’t

Humour is subjective though, right? Some people find Nish Kumar and Miranda Hart hi-lar-i-ous, others wheeze at the warblings of Michael McIntyre, Ricky Gervais and Peter Kay.

 

[Metal Biker]

I remember those days. I was one of them on the way to the vicar and tarts parties, and I am a bloke!

I'm sure you made a lovely 'tart'

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

It’s the bloody joke thread mate, I don’t know what people are expecting.

Those Harry jokes are funny. Anyone in human history who’s got a sibling, close in age, has come to blows with them so most people can relate to the jokes because - shock horror - siblings fight and fall out a lot! And it’s funny because it’s headline News and it’s as if he thinks he must be the only person in human history who’s had a scrap with their sibling because of the warped bubble he’s lived in his entire life.

My Sister used to run into the living room when I was watching tele and turn the tele off and run off. Then I’d go and beat the shit out of her (to a reasonable degree, never really hurt her!). On one occasion she fought back but she wasn’t holding back, she fucking leathered me! Then you’re best mates again the next day. Neither of us ever even grassed each other up to our Mam, never mind broadcast it to the world ‘oh he gave me a jolly big dig and I didn’t fight back’… wow, headline News for a week!

That’s why these are funny Stu, it’s got nowt to do with being a bloody Royalist for fuck’s sake. It’s the joke thread lighten up!

It’s not as funny when you have to explain it.

 

[cinnamon]

Made me laugh...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

i post for.a laugh
i aint no royalist
for from it
put me on ignore

WOW!! We are now falling out in the joke thread? *SHAKES HEAD AND WALKS AWAY*

 

[snorky]

As long as they’re funny. Pity most of them aren’t

Fuck off Nazi joke police person :)

 

[snorky]

WOW!! We are now falling out in the joke thread? *SHAKES HEAD AND WALKS AWAY*

Do you fuckin want some as well? :)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do you fuckin want some as well? :)

Sorry, I was only joking....I think:-(

 

[blue44]

WOW!! We are now falling out in the joke thread? *SHAKES HEAD AND WALKS AWAY*

Christ
He calls me a bootlicker and snowflake,and I recommend he ignores me,and I'm the one falling out ?