Joke thread

[shemnel]

Not a lot of people know this, but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called
Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.

Do you know how to turn a duck into a 70s soul singer?

put it in the oven on gas mark 6 until its Bill Withers

 

[jimharri]

Don’t blame me; I didn't come up with the gag.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

* Runs off to find tissues *

 

[bladdered]

 

[Mr Fraser]

Do you know how to turn a duck into a 70s soul singer?

put it in the oven on gas mark 6 until its Bill Withers

The old ones are the best. One of my favourites. Thank you

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[bladdered]

 

[theinvisibleman]

 

[kippaxneil]

I couldn’t believe we lost last night's pub quiz on a tie breaker.
I could have sworn Rasputin's first name was Ra Ra.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bladdered]

 

[normskih]

Do you know how to turn a duck into a 70s soul singer?

put it in the oven on gas mark 6 until its Bill Withers

Weirdly enough when I was growing up I used to say “I want to be an actress when I grow up”, the reply was, “sit in front of the fire until your Googie Withers:)

 

[roypaulknewmyfather]

 

[KS55]

I dont know what type of **** youre friends on facebook with that would post that rubbish, and its a shame you felt chuffed enough by it to repost it on here. The UK is nothing like those knobbers over in America

It’s a joke, in the joke thread.