Joke thread

[LWashington]

Weirdly enough when I was growing up I used to say “I want to be an actress when I grow up”, the reply was, “sit in front of the fire until your Googie Withers:)

I've got a female duck and to turn her into a soul singer, Anita Baker.

 

[bladdered]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Apparantly the meeting was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances

 

[sir baconface]

Apparantly the meeting was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances

Only to be replaced by a meeting of the Premature Ejaculation Society.

Everyone came early.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Sam Armstrong]

 

[PatK]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[dickie davies]

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before this was repeated again

Search results for query: Milky bars are on me

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I suppose it was only a matter of time before this was repeated again

Search results for query: Milky bars are on me

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

 

[Dicko69]

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

 

[dickie davies]

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

What's really sad is that if you look at the search result I posted, replies like yours were posted. So you're even late to that party

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Wonder what his username on here is?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

What's really sad is that if you look at the search result I posted, replies like yours were posted. So you're even late to that party

Unlike the joke thread police. There’s probably not been an original joke posted in here for a decade.

And even that left its bike outside.

 

[Uwe Already]

Leading on from milky bars, I wonder what the most repeated joke is on here?

 

[bladdered]

Leading on from milky bars, I wonder what the most repeated joke is on here?

 

[Uwe Already]

 

[sir baconface]

I heard a good one the other day about an unfortunate young confectionery factory operative. Can’t remember all the details but there was some sort of Health & Safety mishap in which he ended up with a Bounty on his head to a round of applause from his colleagues.

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Apparently his wife used to get bad tempered before eating chocolate.
The doctor diagnosed it as Pre-Minstrel Tension