Joke thread

[Uwe Already]

What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate stuck in his hair?

Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

 

[Blue Mist]

I heard a good one the other day about an unfortunate young confectionery factory operative. Can’t remember all the details but there was some sort of Health & Safety mishap in which he ended up with a Bounty on his head to a round of applause from his colleagues.

A bounty on his head, so it was a coconut.


What ?

 

[yeseye]

 

[dickie davies]

I heard a good one the other day about an unfortunate young confectionery factory operative. Can’t remember all the details but there was some sort of Health & Safety mishap in which he ended up with a Bounty on his head to a round of applause from his colleagues.

The man from Mars?

 

[Uwe Already]

Soo, if you cross a sheep with a goat, hand rear it by bottle - would you have a milky baa kid?

 

[Casey69]

Soo, if you cross a sheep with a goat, hand rear it by bottle - would you have a milky baa kid?

Think it’s time to change the topic!

 

[Sid C]

What's really sad is that if you look at the search result I posted, replies like yours were posted. So you're even late to that party

No, what’s really sad is that ‘young’ lad is 85 now in a fucking care home.

 

[sir baconface]

They are claiming Elon Musk is a Nazi. Bollocks! The Nazis made decent cars.

 

[noseve]

What's really sad is that if you look at the search result I posted, replies like yours were posted. So you're even late to that party

Not as sad as anybody actually looking at the search results you posted, though...

 

[noseve]

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That picture will never not be funny! :-)

 

[johnny crossan]

"Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity."

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[JRockBlues]

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They said on tonight's news that Burnham had been difficult to track down today. Maybe they should've looked on the docks.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Someone's got to say it.

Time to wake the Green Day Singer up

 

[noseve]

What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate stuck in his hair?

Whatever he f*ckin' wants - have you seen the size of him?

 

[bluethrunthru]

not a joke but piss funny