Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.

 

[Bill Walker]

Paddy is stopped by a police officer. "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 70 in a 50 zone." paddy: "No sir, I was going 60." Wife: "Oh, paddy. You were going 80." paddy gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." paddy: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh paddy, you've known about that tail light for weeks." he gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." paddy: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh paddy, you never wear your seatbelt." paddy turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR FKIN MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks,, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's pissed....

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Thought I was taking paracetamol earlier, took cats medication instead, don't ask meow I managed that.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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......and the joke is ??

 

[RadcliffeRick]

......and the joke is ??

I thought it was the BM meet up at the Waldorf :-)

 

[JASR]

I thought it was the BM meet up at the Waldorf :-)

Waaaaayyy to much hair for that

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I thought it was the BM meet up at the Waldorf :-)

I do look good in blue, don't I?

 

[LWashington]

Thought I was taking paracetamol earlier, took cats medication instead, don't ask meow I managed that.

That furballed quickly.