Joke thread

[mexico1970]

 

[Vienna_70]

My mate asked me, "Can you keep a secret?"

I replied, "l can, but it’s the people I tell that let me down".

 

[Sam101]

My new job in Cyprus is going well.



I have to look out for people who fall asleep in a nightclub.



It's called, eye a napper.

 

[mosssideblue]

My new job in Cyprus is going well.



I have to look out for people who fall asleep in a nightclub.



It's called, eye a napper.

Eh?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Eh?

Say it loudly to yourself and it will become clear

 

[kippaxneil]

Political correctness is going bonkers.
My mate Guy Chapman has had to change his name to Person Personperson.

 

[mosssideblue]

Say it loudly to yourself and it will become clear

That didn’t take long