Joke thread

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Once upon a time, there were a pair of hunchbacked brothers who lived in the mountains above a village. They weren't welcome in the village and would be killed should they ever step foot in there.
One winter the hunchbacked brothers were cold and hungry, the eldest one decided he was going to go into the village and steal some food, his brother tried to talk him out of it but he wouldn't listen. After dark he found a bakers shop in the village and decided he was having the fresh, white, crusty loaf of bread in the window, he got a brick , smashed the window, grabbed the bread and attempted to run back to the mountains, locals saw him and tackled him, he was brought to the town square where all the village gathered, the mayor asked the residents "what shall we do with him" a child shouted "stone him", a man shouted "hang him" then a little old lady shouted "cut his hump off" the villagers cheered. The hunchbacked brother crawled back into the mountains bloodied and in a terrible state.
6 weeks past and the younger hunchbacked brother has helped his brother back to health and at a point where he no longer has a hump, his back has completely healed and he can stand up straight, he tells his younger brother now he no longer has a hump he is free to go and live in the village. His brother is well pissed off to the point he plans to do the same thing his brother did, when dark he goes into the village, finds the bakers shop , throws brick through the window and announces himself to the village. He was taken to town square where all the villagers gathered , the mayor asks "what shall we do with him", a child shouts "stone him", a man shouts "hang him", then the little old lady shouts "we've a spare hump in the shed, sew it to his chest".

Similar thing happened to Quasimodo, left the bell tower and re-trained as a sandwich maker. Now known as the Lunchpack of Notre Dame.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon!

 

[roman totale]

A man walked into a magic forest and tried to cut down a talking tree

“You can’t cut me down,” the tree complained. “I’m a talking tree!”

The man responded, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Travellingman]

 

[Bill Walker]

I was thinking about having a hide and seek competition
But good players
Are hard to find.

 

[yeseye]