Joke thread

[Sam101]

Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay for the 22nd time.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Just sold my homing pigeons on eBay for the 22nd time.

Similar story to me when I tried to throw my boomerang away.

 

[Sam101]

I’m opening a Wham! theme pub called ‘Club Tropiana’




All that’s missing is the ‘c’

 

[SCEtoAUX]

I’m opening a Wham! theme pub called ‘Club Tropiana’




All that’s missing is the ‘c’

Wouldn't it be Lub Tropiana then?

 

[NZBlue]

Wouldn't it be Lub Tropiana then?

Don't be a unt

 

[Grassland Blue]

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus is it correct that all the other genders come from Uranus?

(seen on Facebook).

 

[mrcunny]

 

[goalmole]

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That's her on the bike.

 

[NZBlue]

That's her on the bike.

And you know this how?

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Spring is just around the corner

 

[roman totale]

I entered my snail in a race. I removed his shell thinking less weight would increase his speed. Instead, he became sluggish.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

I entered my snail in a race. I removed his shell thinking less weight would increase his speed. Instead, he became sluggish.

My snail got ambushed and beaten up by a gang of slugs.

When asked by the Police if he could describe his attackers, he said: “No, it all happened so quickly”.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Silva Citizen]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]