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Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
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ChrisNUFC
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What do you call cheese that does not belong to you.
Nacho Cheese
Edit: While im at it
What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?
Marscapone
Nacho Cheese
Edit: While im at it
What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a small horse?
Marscapone
jimharri said:It must be cold where he is; two sets of purple clothes!jimbopm said:A purple man woke up from his purple bed, put on his purple clothes and ate his purple toast for breakfast. After eating his purple toast, the purple man decided to put his purple clothes on and he grabbed his purple rifle for the purple man decided to go hunting in the purple forest.
The purple man opened his purple door and set out down the purple road with his purple rifle on the way to the purple forest. As he approached the purple forest the purple man missed a purple sign that warned the purple man that hunting was now banned in the purple forest.
Nevertheless the purple man continued into the purple forest with his purple rifle and soon enough he spotted a purple rabbit crouching in front of one of the purple trees. The purple man took aim with his purple rifle and shot the purple rabbit and killed it. As he approached the purple rabbit, the purple man was apprehended by a purple guard who immediately arrested him, put him in purple handcuffs and drove him in his purple car to the purple police station.
When he got there the purple guard explained to the purple policeman that the purple man hand been hunting in the purple forest and had shot a purple rabbit in the purple forest. The purple policeman told the purple man that he would need to spend a night in the purple cells for his crime.
The purple man was escorted down the purple corridors of the purple police station by the purple police officer to his purple cell. The purple police officer turned to the purple man and said.....
"This is where you'll be staying tonight, so Indigo"
Thankyou and Goodnight!
Was just about to post this.
jimharri
Moderator
Well; that.Stato said:That was your biggest issue with the "joke"!?jimharri said:It must be cold where he is; two sets of purple clothes!
And that it wasn't particularly funny!
ali benarbia's studs
Well-Known Member
pmsl.... what do you mean joke?Stato said:That was your biggest issue with the "joke"!?jimharri said:It must be cold where he is; two sets of purple clothes!
that was a crock of shite.... he needs to spare us from future attempts in this thread.
Tuearts right boot
Well-Known Member
jimbopm said:The world sexual innuendo championships start next week.
I thinking of entering my sister.
Quality
jimharri
Moderator
Don't laugh; it's hard being a member of the Innuendo Society!Tuearts right boot said:jimbopm said:The world sexual innuendo championships start next week.
I thinking of entering my sister.
Quality
jimbopm
Well-Known Member
jimharri said:It must be cold where he is; two sets of purple clothes!jimbopm said:A purple man woke up from his purple bed, put on his purple clothes and ate his purple toast for breakfast. After eating his purple toast, the purple man decided to put his purple clothes on and he grabbed his purple rifle for the purple man decided to go hunting in the purple forest.
The purple man opened his purple door and set out down the purple road with his purple rifle on the way to the purple forest. As he approached the purple forest the purple man missed a purple sign that warned the purple man that hunting was now banned in the purple forest.
Nevertheless the purple man continued into the purple forest with his purple rifle and soon enough he spotted a purple rabbit crouching in front of one of the purple trees. The purple man took aim with his purple rifle and shot the purple rabbit and killed it. As he approached the purple rabbit, the purple man was apprehended by a purple guard who immediately arrested him, put him in purple handcuffs and drove him in his purple car to the purple police station.
When he got there the purple guard explained to the purple policeman that the purple man hand been hunting in the purple forest and had shot a purple rabbit in the purple forest. The purple policeman told the purple man that he would need to spend a night in the purple cells for his crime.
The purple man was escorted down the purple corridors of the purple police station by the purple police officer to his purple cell. The purple police officer turned to the purple man and said.....
"This is where you'll be staying tonight, so Indigo"
Thankyou and Goodnight!
It's hard typing that joke out without making a mistake!
supercity88
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Why did the cheese go to the gym???
To cheddar few pounds.
Why did the other cheese go to the gym?
To get feta.
To cheddar few pounds.
Why did the other cheese go to the gym?
To get feta.