Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

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[deano ou812]

Probably been told in this thread already but here goes..
How many men does it take to open a tin of beer,none it should already be opened by the time she brings it to you …

 

[johnnytapia]

Is it just me ???

Nope

 

[goalmole]

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I feel more sorry for the dog than I do for the human.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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That was a tough wank

 

[goalmole]

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Yeah, fuckem

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

My mate has recently joined DFS as a manager. He says that he's only been there for 3 weeks and he already feels part of the furniture.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I told the doctor that I keep thinking I'm a piece of spaghetti.
He said I'm suffering from impasta syndrome.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

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…and had three arms!

 

[sir baconface]

When I was born, God gave me the choice between the ability to finish stories or a big

 

[Lavinda Past]

Four ways to stop yourself being lazy...

1.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Things I hate: ​

1. Jokes ​

2. Lists ​

3. Irony ​

4. Lists ​

5. Repetition ​

7. Inconsistency​

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Things I hate: ​

1. Jokes ​

2. Lists ​

3. Irony ​

4. Lists ​

5. Repetition ​

7. Inconsistency​

And Nathan Ake

 

[balotellishaircut]

My doctor just told me I have a weak pelvic floor.

PMSL

 

[sir baconface]

Four ways to stop yourself being lazy...

1.

I was going to give this a like but couldn’t be arsed.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluemoon32]