Joke thread

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I went to McDonald's today, I smiled at the bloke and said "Can I have a small shake please?"

He told me to "Fuck off" then walked out of the men's toilets.

 

[bluebc]

 

[meltonblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

My neighbour's 5 year old daughter is devastated. Her pet mouse Elvis has just been found dead.
Apparently, it got caught in a trap.

 

[Winchester]

My neighbour's 5 year old daughter is devastated. Her pet mouse Elvis has just been found dead.
Apparently, it got caught in a trap.

I thank u

 

[hammocity]

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What about this bargain?

 

[blue44]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[KS55]

My neighbour's 5 year old daughter is devastated. Her pet mouse Elvis has just been found dead.
Apparently, it got caught in a trap.

My stick insects were eaten by a lizard and are now in the gecko.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

My stick insects were eaten by a lizard and are now in the gecko.

Dont be cruel.