Joke thread

Lavinda Past · Monday at 6:12 PM

News just in... The Temu warehouse in China has been burned to the ground in a fire.

Loss of goods valued at £75

Lavinda Past · Monday at 6:21 PM

Lavinda Past · Monday at 6:23 PM

I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot last week and it still hurts like hell.

I can't believe it's not better.

Lavinda Past · Monday at 10:19 PM

My New Year’s resolution is to stop using spray on deodorants

Roll on 2025

Lavinda Past · Monday at 10:26 PM

My mate has been so stressed recently, he's been doing that Chinese thing with the needles.

You know...heroin.

Lavinda Past · Monday at 10:28 PM

My neighbour is a bit of an artist, so I asked his advice on watercolours.

He suggested blue and grey

Lavinda Past · Monday at 10:43 PM

Lavinda Past · Monday at 10:44 PM

My wife bought me a bread making machine for Christmas.

I've made a loaf, a baguette and a bloomer.

I'm on a roll now!