Joke thread

[Mr Fraser]

My stick insects were eaten by a lizard and are now in the gecko.

That's horrible I'm all shook up

 

[Uwe Already]

My stick insects were eaten by a lizard and are now in the gecko.

My axolotl got flattened by a large cake, ended his life - in the gateau…

 

[dickie davies]

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Bollocks

 

[Uwe Already]

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That’s just nuts…

 

[blue44]

That’s just nuts…

its a load of balls i know.

 

[Uwe Already]

its a load of balls i know.

Whoever allowed that should get the sac

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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This is doing the circuit again!!

 

[LWashington]

This is doing the circuit again!!

Go ohm.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

This is doing the circuit again!!

Some people just can’t resist