RadcliffeRick
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I just could not re fuse!!
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Brightwell’s left peg
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A part of me can understand why, but this joke thread can get ruined by constant puns. Of course that’s ammeter of opinion.
Amphere to state that you over estimate the forums capacitance for reVolt.
Blue Llama
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Not as good as this bargain
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Sheriff Fatman
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Shocking!
Brightwell’s left peg
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Guilty as charged
My Farmer friend told me he had a female sheep that kept leaving the rest of the flock so I went to have a look & he pointed to a single sheep on its own in the distance and said............ Thats The Wander Off Uwe.
There was a mythical bird which used to haunt Strangeways. It had huge wings and a purple beak. I saw it one day soaring over the brewery and asked a prison officer what it was. Oh, he said: “That’s the Jailhouse Roc.”
kippaxneil
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I bet Hank Marvin gets fed up with people offering him a sandwich every time he introduces himself.
ColinBellsjockstrap
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A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off.
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!"
A homeless man walks up to her.
She sees the man coming and says, "Go away! There's nothing you can say to change my mind!"
He says, "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it."
"Absolutely not! You're disgusting!", she replies.
The man turns and starts walking away.
"Is that all you're going to say? You're not going to try to convince me that life is worth living? Where are you going?"
"I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm!"