Joke thread

Wife texts her husband on a cold winter's morning..........

"Windows frozen?"

Husband texts back.........

"Pour some luke warm water over it"

Wife replies,

"computer completely fucked now"
 
Steven Gerrard, Raheem Sterling and Glen Johnson have all been ruled out of the England squad for Friday's match against Moldova.

The Liverpool trio are all said to be suffering from altitude sickness after spending more than 3 hours at the top of the Premier League.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
BackofJeanette said:
When the psychiatrist asked if I was aware of my schizophrenia, I had to think twice.

er, I think you are mixing schizophernia up with multiple personality disorder

To be fair, a lack of basic psychiatric knowledge is a general problem across the forum as a whole.
 
mammutly said:
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
BackofJeanette said:
When the psychiatrist asked if I was aware of my schizophrenia, I had to think twice.

er, I think you are mixing schizophernia up with multiple personality disorder

To be fair, a lack of basic psychiatric knowledge is a general problem across the forum as a whole.


That's what we were thinking!
 
What's the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:34 pm --<br /><br />How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!
 
just bought the wife a man utd bra for her birthday
she hates it . she says the support is crap and it won't be long till the tits are out of both cups .<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm --<br /><br />just bought the wife a man utd bra for her birthday
she hates it . she says the support is crap and it won't be long till the tits are out of both cups .
 
onelife said:
just bought the wife a man utd bra for her birthday
she hates it . she says the support is crap and it won't be long till the tits are out of both cups .

-- Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm --

just bought the wife a man utd bra for her birthday
she hates it . she says the support is crap and it won't be long till the tits are out of both cups .
You bought her two bras? Big girl, is she?
 

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