Joke thread

[blue44]

I just chose the middle trap to go.

Always had an attraction to Asians.

;-)

 

[blue44]

This.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[kippaxneil]

King Wenceslas walked in to Pizza Hut and was asked how he would like his pizza. He replied, 'Deep pan, crisp and even.'

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[searsleftpeg]

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This made me laugh ,so I mentioned it to my dear lady wife.She was not amused, said it was sexist and reminded her of our first date (Burnley away)in '68 when I said........ well you get the gist.

 

[searsleftpeg]

This made me laugh ,so I mentioned it to my dear lady wife.She was not amused, said it was sexist and reminded her of our first date (Burnley away)in '68 when I said........ well you get the gist.

Oops got that wrong it was '66.,don't let on I got the date wrong