Joke thread

[hammocity]

is it?
we never drank in there hardly when i was a local in the star circa 1982 to 1995 ish.
i went in the forresters one day this summer coming back from asda.i was stood waiting for about 5 minutes when someone said sat at the bar,we're changing barrels,i left.

Not far from there is Fat Lenny’s bar, I lost my virginity to the current landlady in 1978, she’s called Kerry Dixon just like the old Chelsea Striker. I got some stick over that. When I moved in with Mrs H about 6 years later I ended up living next door to Kerry’s sister, you couldn’t make it up.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[KS55]

Not far from there is Fat Lenny’s bar, I lost my virginity to the current landlady in 1978, she’s called Kerry Dixon just like the old Chelsea Striker. I got some stick over that. When I moved in with Mrs H about 6 years later I ended up living next door to Kerry’s sister, you couldn’t make it up.

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[hammocity]

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

I was a bit pissed but I don’t think so!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

You sure it wasn’t THE Kerry Dixon?

Played with Kerry Dixon and Paul Young but not at the same time.
Vauxhall Motors schoolboys.

Met Paul Young at a school reunion.
Gino dicampo was a guest which was quite embarrassing as he had spent time in prison after robbing Paul Young's house and stealing his guitars.

 

[kywc84]

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When they smoke weed, they get medium

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You could add Fila into that list....I once interviewed a woman who named her child after her favourite trainers, her words not mine.

I once spoke to a woman who called her daughter Deekney.

I asked her to spell it for an application form and she replied “D-K-N-Y”

 

[Lavinda Past]

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