Joke thread

kippaxneil said:
There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”
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They used to have quotes of this nature on the back of match boxes in the 80s...Not sure if taken from the book of
Coleman's balls or possibly private eye magazine (after using google) which were a collection of gaffs named after commentator David Coleman
 
kippaxneil said:
There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”
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There's more: Peter West (cricket). "The bowler's Holding - the batsman's Willee."
John Arlott (cricket). "It's Afaq To Knight at the Nursery End."
David Coleman (athletics). "Quantarena of Cuba opens his legs and shows the world his class."
"It's the Russian pole vaulter coming over the satellite" Mexico Olympics
 
fanatic1 said:
There's more: Peter West (cricket). "The bowler's Holding - the batsman's Willee."
John Arlott (cricket). "It's Afaq To Knight at the Nursery End."
David Coleman (athletics). "Quantarena of Cuba opens his legs and shows the world his class."
"It's the Russian pole vaulter coming over the satellite" Mexico Olympics
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He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Ron Atkinson
 
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