Joke thread

[RadcliffeRick]

NASA were giving a press conference about the latest space launch where the crew was a monkey and a human..........................sorry that joke is now classed as racist!!

 

[mancitymick]

When told about the Roy Hogson "Monkey" scandal, Gareth Bale apparently just scratched his arse and ate another banana

 

[i kne albert davy]

NASA were giving a press conference about the latest space launch where the crew was a monkey and a human..........................sorry that joke is now classed as racist!!

It was a monkey and a woman when I heard so racist and sexist.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Asked the Mrs. for a wank the other night and she just started rubbing my cock with the car keys.
I thought to myself, "is it me or is she just fobbing me off".

The funniest thing about this is that 2sheikhs asked Mrs 2sheikhs for a wank...

We know who wears the trousers now...

;)

 

[2sheikhs]

Asked the Mrs. for a wank the other night and she just started rubbing my cock with the car keys.
I thought to myself, "is it me or is she just fobbing me off".

The funniest thing about this is that 2sheikhs asked Mrs 2sheikhs for a wank...

We know who wears the trousers now...

;)

I'm just polite and well mannered.

 

[Carstairs]

Asked the Mrs. for a wank the other night and she just started rubbing my cock with the car keys.
I thought to myself, "is it me or is she just fobbing me off".

The funniest thing about this is that 2sheikhs asked Mrs 2sheikhs for a wank...

We know who wears the trousers now...

;)

I'm just polite and pussy whipped.

;)

 

[BigJoe#1]

Put this on the United thread as it could be factual, that said I guess it better belongs here!!

I understand United are concerned that Liverpool have the SAS (Suarez and Sturridge) playing for them and feel a bit undermined by the principle of having to play a team with such a psychological advantage... Well that's how they see it.

So to address the concern they set up a think tank to find something to counter this.... So far they have come up with:

Welbeck
Anderson
Nani
Kagawau
Evera
Rooney and
Smalling

I understand they're getting the Banner made up this week

WANKERS

 

[billymumphrey]

Put this on the United thread as it could be factual, that said I guess it better belongs here!!

I understand United are concerned that Liverpool have the SAS (Suarez and Sturridge) playing for them and feel a bit undermined by the principle of having to play a team with such a psychological advantage... Well that's how they see it.

So to address the concern they set up a think tank to find something to counter this.... So far they have come up with:

Welbeck
Anderson
Nani
Kagawau
Evera
Rooney and
Smalling

I understand they're getting the Banner made up this week

WANKERS

The way you've got it would actually be WANKERAS, which doesn't make sense.

Full marks for effort, not so much in execution...

 

[nw42]

Put this on the United thread as it could be factual, that said I guess it better belongs here!!

I understand United are concerned that Liverpool have the SAS (Suarez and Sturridge) playing for them and feel a bit undermined by the principle of having to play a team with such a psychological advantage... Well that's how they see it.

So to address the concern they set up a think tank to find something to counter this.... So far they have come up with:

Welbeck
Anderson
Nani
Kagawau
Evera
Rooney and
Smalling

I understand they're getting the Banner made up this week

WANKERS

The way you've got it would actually be WANKERAS, which doesn't make sense.

Full marks for effort, not so much in execution...

What, just for poor delivery, harsh, very harsh..

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

A priest, a padeophile and a homosexual walks into a bar...he orders a drink.