Joke thread

I surprised my new male postman this morning by sticking my cock through the letter box.Don't know if he was more shocked at seeing my cock or the fact I knew where he lived!
 
I surprised my new posty this morning by sticking Corky through the letterbox. Don't know if he was more shocked at seeing Corky's purple trousers or the fact I knew where he lived!
 
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I surprised myself this morning by sticking my cock up the postmans arse!

He loved it and said he'll be back for more as he knew where I lived!
 
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JoeMercer'sWay said:
I surprised my new blonde posty by sticking the titanic through her letterbox. Don't know if she was more shocked at the fact I knew where she lived or the fact she hadn't known it had sank!
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That's nothing. I surprised Kate Winslet by sticking Leonardo Di Caprio in her back door, just as she was watching Gangs of New York! She's got a lovely house, and a back door that has to be seen to be believed!
 
Planning a surprise party for a friend of mine. Any suggestions? She's a post lady, by the way...
 
nalari said:
Planning a surprise party for a friend of mine. Any suggestions? She's a post lady, by the way...
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I cant remember where I read it but somewhere on the forum there is a good idea for a surprise for post ladies.
 
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