Joke thread

mrcunny said:
"Sky Breaking news"An Irish man who took Ryanair to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case
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Ordinarily, I wouldn't have found this funny but then I read it again and realised the man was Irish. Now, it's hilarious.
 
I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.

I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."

He said, "I'm not."
 
I was having sex with my wife last night when she suddenly yelled, "Dave! Get your cock out of my arse!"

"Just relax." I said, "You might like it."

"Relax?" she screamed, "What the fuck is Dave doing here?"
 
"Have you not got a girlfriend?"

"No dad."

"Do you think you will ever get a girlfriend?

"No dad, not at all."

"Are you gay?

"No dad, and will you please fuck off with your lesbian fantasies."
 
ban-mcfc said:
I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.

I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum."

He said, "I'm not."
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Where's the letter box?
 
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