Joke thread

[BlueHammer85]

He said Beetham Tower not Hilton.

Grassland posted :

We do have a tall building now, the Hilton near Deansgate

to which i replied :

Liverpool have the West Tower.... which is bigger than the Hilton

to which tshirtman said :

No it isn't
West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

++

the Beetham tower was never mentioned, only the Hilton

 

[tshirtman]

Grassland posted :

We do have a tall building now, the Hilton near Deansgate

to which i replied :

Liverpool have the West Tower.... which is bigger than the Hilton

to which tshirtman said :

No it isn't
West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

++

the Beetham tower was never mentioned, only the Hilton

so you're bragging that Liverpool has a building higher than 22 floors, wow, Liverpool really is on the up eh.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The Hilton forms part of Beetham tower, so technically you are correct, however not everyone knows what Beethams tower is which was why I said the Hilton.
Anyway my joke was funny whereas yours was, well, sh1t!
Now can we get back on topic?

 

[BlueHammer85]

The Hilton forms part of Beetham tower, so technically you are correct, however not everyone knows what Beethams tower is which was why I said the Hilton.
Anyway my joke was funny whereas yours was, well, sh1t!
Now can we get back on topic?

Yes...

What's the difference between a pound and a kilogram? I can't kilogram your wife's arse.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Grassland posted :

We do have a tall building now, the Hilton near Deansgate

to which i replied :

Liverpool have the West Tower.... which is bigger than the Hilton

to which tshirtman said :

No it isn't
West tower 140m (40 floors)
Beetham tower 169m (47 floors)

++

the Beetham tower was never mentioned, only the Hilton

You know what he meant when he said Hilton surely? Who refers to the height of a building by a hotel only occupying the lower half?

 

[BlueHammer85]

You know what he meant when he said Hilton surely? Who refers to the height of a building by a hotel only occupying the lower half?

Letter of the law he stated Hilton, so only the Hilton occupancy can be compared.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Letter of the law he stated Hilton, so only the Hilton occupancy can be compared.

Fuck off

 

[BackofJeanette]

I went to a fetish restaurant last night.
I got toed in the hole.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

And for all those who were kids in the 1950's.........
Did you know that Muffin the Mule was a sexual offence?

 

[jimharri]

I see there's a nudist convention on near me next week. I might nip along if I've nothing on that night.

 

[toolah1511]

I just ordered 1 tonne of tippex.
Big mistake

 

[Squelch]

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for an aftershave.

It was filmed at Liverpool's Anfield football ground.

Only six of them took part, because Yul never wore cologne.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Seems I hit a nerve with my joke about the giants, so I won't tell the one about the difference between Batman and a Scouser....

 

[nmc]

Fuck off

That guy hasn't to be the bore of the century.

 

[BlueHammer85]

So this guy with premature ejaculation just came outta nowhere..

 

[tshirtman]

I got run over by a rental car today

Fucking Hertz!

 

[jimharri]

A clown held the door open for me the other day.

It was a nice jester.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

 

[chrishull]

Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs.

Watts the difference?

 

[jimharri]

I have a Polish friend who’s a sound engineer in the music business.
Oh, and a Czech one too.