Joke thread

[Mr Fraser]

Sean Connery gave up owning dogs after he got fed up with clearing up the mess every time he ordered the dogs to "Sit!"

Indeed connery didn't like herbs apart from 1, but only partially

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Good jokes last for ever.

...unlike the 100 unfiltered, instantly forgettable dogshit ones that you insist on clogging the page up with every day.

 

[Lavinda Past]

...unlike the 100 unfiltered, instantly forgettable dogshit ones that you insist on clogging the page up with every day.

I still don't get any of your jokes Stu. They're just not funny.
Each to their own I suppose...

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[blue44]