Joke thread

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[MCFC68]

 

[pete73]

What should we do if Liverpool win the Champions League?






answer: Turn off the PlayStation.

 

[sir baconface]

Find this a bit racist to be honest.

Dear oh dear. How will you get through your day?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Dear oh dear. How will you get through your day?

Caller: “Could I speak to the guy who came round and helped me with my printer a month ago.”

Ian (help desk employee): “Do you remember his name?”

Caller: “Sorry no.”

Ian: “What did he look like?”

Caller: “He was quite tall”.

Ian: “Most of us are quite tall, anything else?”

Caller: “He had a beard”.

Ian: “There's a few of us with beards. Anything else?”.

Caller: (reluctantly) “He was black”.

Ian: “Speaking…”

Ian was known as “tall Ian” from then on.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Manchester United...

Get it?

A hilarious, fucking joke!

 

[JASR]

Manchester United...

Get it?

A hilarious, fucking joke!

Q. What's a running joke?
A. Manchester United

Q. What's a non running joke?
A. Rashford

 

[balotellishaircut]

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