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Saw this on twitter..
Started a new job as an apprentice roofer this week.
First day, I got caught masturbating on the job.
Fortunately for me, the gaffer agreed to wipe the slate clean.
Started a new job as an apprentice roofer this week.
First day, I got caught masturbating on the job.
Fortunately for me, the gaffer agreed to wipe the slate clean.
Lavinda Past
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Forgive me for this....
chris85mcfc
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I'm an ugly bugger, but somehow managed to get myself a date with a travel agent...
I'd imagine I'm her last resort...
I'd imagine I'm her last resort...
Lavinda Past
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Little Johnny's teacher asks him to tell the class a story with a moral in it.
So Johnny says, “One day at the farm, a chicken and horse were playing together. The horse falls into quicksand, and he implores the chicken to go get the farmer. He can’t find him anywhere, so he jumps into his BMW, backs it up near the horse, throws a rope around the horse, and pulls him out.
The next day, they are playing together again, but this time the chicken falls into the quicksand. The chicken says, “Quick, go get the car and pull me out.”
The horse looks into the distance, and sees that the farmer has taken the car. So he straddles over the hole, the chicken grabs his penis, and the horse pulls him out.”
The teacher is confused. “Okay, Johnny, but what’s the moral of the story?” she says.
Johnny replies: “If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks…”
So Johnny says, “One day at the farm, a chicken and horse were playing together. The horse falls into quicksand, and he implores the chicken to go get the farmer. He can’t find him anywhere, so he jumps into his BMW, backs it up near the horse, throws a rope around the horse, and pulls him out.
The next day, they are playing together again, but this time the chicken falls into the quicksand. The chicken says, “Quick, go get the car and pull me out.”
The horse looks into the distance, and sees that the farmer has taken the car. So he straddles over the hole, the chicken grabs his penis, and the horse pulls him out.”
The teacher is confused. “Okay, Johnny, but what’s the moral of the story?” she says.
Johnny replies: “If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks…”
Lavinda Past
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I read a headline the other day about a bloke who lost a bet and had to eat a clock.
I didn't read the full article, it was too time consuming.
I didn't read the full article, it was too time consuming.
Lavinda Past
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I failed a job interview last week.
Apparently, a gangbang isn't evidence of working in a team.
Apparently, a gangbang isn't evidence of working in a team.