Joke thread

[LWashington]

Quite right. I cant find McIntyre funny in the slightest...

Me neither, but the fact he did We All Stand Together with the Frog Chorus is hilarious.

 

[sir baconface]

A pack of Hell's Angels are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

The big burly leader, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had... You're so beautiful, you could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

When I first heard this 20 years ago, the guy shagged her.

I can only conclude that morals have improved in the meantime and bikers have developed more empathy.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

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[RadcliffeRick]

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Going off your standard of jokes I think you are safe from this happening to you :-)

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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Good luck with that

 

[MCFC68]

Do you like milkshakes Ted?