Joke thread

[Hertzblue]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

Anyone got an update on that bloke who had an accident in the Nestle factory yet?

He died peacefully yesterday at the age of 83.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Lavinda Past]

A small boy felt sick in the middle of the church service. His mother told him to rush to the bathroom if he felt like throwing up.

A couple of minutes later he returned.

“Did ou throw up?” Mother asked?
“Yes” said the boy.

“Did you make it to the bathroom” she asked next.

”No need to,” he replied, “I found the box in the entryway that said ‘For The Sick” and that was closer.”

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bonespost]