Joke thread

Anyone got an update on that bloke who had an accident in the Nestle factory yet?
Waiting for the doctors report, will know some time after eight.
For years the guy had suffered a hearing loss. Ever since, as a child, he got a peanut stuck in his ear. After all the chocolate washed over him it came out a treat!
 
@dickie davies ....

Sad news at the Nestle factory today when a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention, but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

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;-)

After they cheered everyone left the factory on their bike's which were obviously outside.

Not all of them. Only those without tickets for the Titanic.
 

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