Joke thread

[NZBlue]

May he rust in piss

You've been watching too much allo allo

 

[chris63]

Just read a book called Ghost in the Attic

By Hugo First.

 

[KS55]

Just read a book called Ghost in the Attic

By Hugo First.

And the all time low has just been broken. What a performance!

 

[jonah62]

I'm sorry but spanning 3 pages on how many fingers she has on her hand, who the f#%k is looking at her hands to that depth! I'm still wondering if I stare long enough the dresses will become see through!

Well when the expectations are at least a Jodrell off her, you don’t want her hand to be bigger than your dick!

 

[Indaparkside]

"My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her."

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[chris63]

Just read another book called rusty bed springs.


By I. P. Nightly

 

[kippaxneil]

I've only ever been to Thailand once. I'll never forget the night two Thai girls asked me for sex saying the experience would be like winning the lottery.
How right they were......when we all stripped off there were six matching balls.