Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

If you have a day job, I wouldn't go giving it up for a career on stage if I were you.

Slow day Jim.
I was off, but I’m in tomorrow.
It won’t happen again, your honour.

 

[Hertzblue]

BBC NEWS: Mick Hucknall has been arrested after being caught making love to a rabbit...a police source says..'He was holding back the ears whilst singing..Bunny's too tight to mention'.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

BBC NEWS: Mick Hucknall has been arrested after being caught making love to a rabbit...a police source says..'He was holding back the ears whilst singing..Bunny's too tight to mention'.

Take a seat.

 

[ray21]

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[RadcliffeRick]

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What's a Greek urn?

 

[nalari]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Made me think of this one... a bit long but nicely made classic:

 

[jimharri]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Reminds me of that ancient gag; two nuns in the bath. Nun number 1 asks, "where's the soap?" Nun number 2 replies, "it does, doesn't it?"

 

[balotellishaircut]

I sadly had to quit my job at the local cat shelter, they reduced meowers.

 

[sir baconface]

Two Nuns cycled down a cobbled street....one said I've never come this way before.....the other said no neither have I.......

Reminds me of that ancient gag; two nuns in the bath. Nun number 1 asks, "where's the soap?" Nun number 2 replies, "it does, doesn't it?"

Mods. Can you start an Archaeology sub-forum please?

 

[jimharri]

Mods. Can you start an Archaeology sub-forum please?

Maybe you missed the word "ancient" in my post?