Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

ARRIVING IN HEAVEN

1st woman: Hi! Julie
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then I went through every wardrobe
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.......
We'd both still be alive.

 

[nalari]

Between the Serbia and Denmark matches the England players and coaching staff visited an orphanage in the town near their base camp.

'I'll never forget seeing their sad little faces, totally bereft of hope', said Dieter, age 9.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Q Dad what’s a transvestite ?

A Ask your Mum he’ll know.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[JASR]

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I don’t know, I can only see the guys front…

 

[Lavinda Past]