Tuearts right boot
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" I dont know, Alaska "
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Joke thread
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Lavinda Past
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"My wife's gone to the West Indies."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she .... "
(some might know the end.)
Left her bike outside the chippy?
That is not a joke that is just a brilliant idea. I'm envious of the guy who thought that up.
Bill Walker
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Actually thought of you when I posted it.That is not a joke that is just a brilliant idea. I'm envious of the guy who thought that up.
Bill Walker
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Well , I hope he doesn't think he can just waltz back in here..Thank fuck @Lavinda Past is back!! :-)
Lavinda Past
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Well , I hope he doesn't think he can just waltz back in here..
Waltz...?
I'll have to bloody limbo to get under the low bar of jokes that you lot have set in my absence.
Lavinda Past
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The other night my missus and I parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us...
He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone!
He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone!
Lavinda Past
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Scientists say that it may be possible to live on Mars…
I tried it for a month and put on two stones and now I'm diabetic!
I tried it for a month and put on two stones and now I'm diabetic!
Grassland Blue
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A sign at the entrance to a farm read " special - 3 legged chickens for sale".
Bloke goes up to the farmer and says, "Now mate, these 3 legged chickens,what do they taste like"?
Farmer says, " I don't know, I haven't been able to catch one yet"!
Bloke goes up to the farmer and says, "Now mate, these 3 legged chickens,what do they taste like"?
Farmer says, " I don't know, I haven't been able to catch one yet"!
She said she went for a brand new cardigan or something." I dont know, Alaska "